Going to a Lecture

   One night a man -- who was in no shape to drive -- wisely left his car parked and walked home.  As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.  “What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer.

   “I’m going to a lecture,” the man said.

   “And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” the cop asked.

   To which the man replied, “My wife.”

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