The Meteorologist's New Job

    Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news program.  He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he’d been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year.  That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired.  He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job.  One blank on the job application called for the reason for leaving his previous position.  Thinking quickly, Hopkins wrote, “The climate didn’t agree with me.”

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