The Elderly Italian Stallion...

    A popular newspaper was carrying out a survey on sexual habits.  One questioner, a rather attractive young woman, stopped an elderly Italian gentleman in the street who was wearing a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual intercourse.

    “Oh, about half a dozen times a year”, said the gentleman.

    The questioner smiled.  “I thought you Italian men were supposed to be sexy!” she said.

    “We are,” said the gentleman.  “But, I don’t think half a dozen times a year is so bad for a seventy-two-year-old priest with no car!”

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