It Says on the Box...

    An irate hillbilly stormed into a drug store, looking like he’d just been dragged out of a river.  Clutching a rumpled box of sanitary napkins, he yells at the clerk, “You son of a b****!  I’m gonna sue your a** for selling me this b***s***!”

    “What are you talking about?” asks the startled clerk.

    “Lookit here,” screams the hillbilly, pointing to the wrinkled box, eyes popping with rage.  “It says, ‘You can swim while wearing these.’  Don’t it say that?  Well that’s a g**damn lie!  I had six of these b***s*** things tied ‘round me and I damn near drowned!”

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