Going to the Doctor      

  This old fellow in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.  His wife said, “Where are you going?”

   He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”

   And she said “Why, are you sick?”

   “Nope” he replied, “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”

   So his wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her sweater, and the old man said, “Where are you going?”

   She said, “I’m going to the doctor too.”

   He asked “Why?”

   And she replied, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot.”

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