He Wants a Divorce      

   David walked into the neighborhood bar and announced that he was divorcing his wife.  The bartender asked why.

   “Well,” David said, “yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to the fanciest restaurant in town.”

   “So?” the bartender replies.

   “So I order a bottle of their best champagne, and I made a toast -- ‘to the best woman a man could have.’”

   “What’s wrong with that?” asked the bartender.

   And David sighed, “Well, the maitre d’, the wine steward, four waiters, and two of the busboys joined in.”

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