Household Organizational Chart explained...

    Two guys are out drinking at the saloon late one night...

    Jerry:  “Well, guess I’d better be going home.”

    Jim:  “What’s your rush, man?  Little woman got you by the short hairs on a short leash?”

    Jerry:  “Hell, no!  I’m the boss in my house!”  Then Jerry sighs, takes a swig of his beer, and continues, “But my wife is the director of p***y.”

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