Husbands Compared to Cars

    Three women were talking about their love lives.  The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.”

    The second said, “Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful.”

    The third said, “Mine is like an old Chevy.  It needs a hand start, and I have to jump on while it’s still going.”

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