One Way to Get Rid of a Headache      

    Fred:  “I have a really bad headache.  I’m going to call the doctor.”

    Ted:  “Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave my wife a quick “roll in the sack”, and the pain disappeared.  Why don’t you try it?”

    Fred:  “Okay -- call up your wife and tell her I’ll be right over.”

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