Tongue Twisters      

    A man with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down.  He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye and says, “Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?”

    The other guy replies, “Well, it was a tongue twister accident.  I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful large breasts was there.  So, instead of saying, “I’d like two tickets to Pittsburgh,” I accidentally said, “I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh.”, and she socked me a good one.”

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