The Viagra Diet

   A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast; bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast, grapefruit with brown sugar and coffee to follow?

   He declines, saying, “It’s this Viagra - it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

   At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something to eat - a bowl of homemade soup, maybe, with (mmmm) a grilled cheese sandwich perhaps some chips and a glass of milk?

   He declines. “It’s this Viagra”, he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

   Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.  She’ll go to the restaurant and buy him a nice steak dinner, or maybe they could get some Chinese, or maybe they could order a pizza?

   He declines. “It’s this Viagra”, he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

   “Well then”, she says, “would you get the hell off of me?  I’m starving!”

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