The Everglades Bar      

   Deep in the Everglades, far off the beaten paths, sits a bar - a run-down, decrepit place where only the locals would venture.  But one day, a mountain of a man walked into a bar with an alligator under his arm.  Plopping down on a bar stool and dropping the alligator on the floor next to him, he asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”

   “Sure do,” replied the bartender.

   “Good,” said the man.  “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator.”

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