The Beggar's Line

    A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.  After a while a beggar came up to her and said, “Hello luv, how’s about us going for a walk together?”

    “How dare you,” said the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”

    “Well then,” said the beggar, “what are you doing in my bed?”

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