Four Inches

    Tim, David, Steve, and Bill all went out to a local restaurant.  Since it was just the “guys”, they were all taking turns telling “dirty jokes”.  This of course led into some “gutter talk” and things got worse from there.  Before long Tim was bragging about the size of his “manhood”.  David tried to top it by saying his was bigger.  Steve added his own exaggerations.  Then Bill said matter-of-factly “mine’s about four inches.”  There was stunned silence and Tim said “Bill, you’re kidding - right?”  “That’s right, Tim, four inches.”  He said, with no hint of embarrassment “you know, some women like it.”  They all sat in stunned silence, then Bill went on to say, “Of course others complain it’s just too wide.”

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