Jane Meets Tarzan...

    When Jane initially met Tarzan, King of the Jungle, she was quite attracted to him.  During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had managed sex.

    “Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.

    Jane explained what sex was.  Tarzan said, “Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”

    Horrified, she said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong - but I will show you how to do it properly.”  She took off all of her clothes, lay down on the ground, pointed between her legs, and said, “Here - you must put it in here.”

    So Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick in the crotch.  Jane rolled around in agony, and eventually managed to gasp, “What did you do that for!?”

    To which the King of the Jungle replied, “First, Tarzan check for bees!”

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