Million-Dollar Picture

    Rodney sat in his attorney’s office.  “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer said.

    “Give me the bad news first.”

    “Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars.”

    “That’s the bad news?” asked Rodney incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”

    And the lawyer replied, “It’s a picture of you and your mistress.”

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