At the Sauna...

    Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.  Suddenly there is a beeping sound.  The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.  The others look at him questioningly.  “That's my pager,” he says. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

    A few minutes later a phone rings.  The second man lifts his palm to his ear.  When he finishes he explains, “That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

    The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna...

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