Multi-colored Spiked Hair

    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.  A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.  He had spiked hair all different colors -- green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.  The old man stared at him.  The young man said, “What’s the matter old timer?  Never done anything wild in your life?”

    The old man replied, “Yep, I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot.  I was just wondering if you were my son.”

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