Voice Insurance

   A lounge singer, quite full of himself, brags before his audience in a booming, bellowing voice: “Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000.”  There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room.

   Suddenly, from the back of the room, the quiet, nasal voice of an elderly woman is heard, “So -- what did you do with the money?”

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