Quick hitters -- there and done!  Short quotes, too...

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    The Cat and the Hot Stove Lid

    France on our side?

    Here's One Way to Pay Taxes...

    Iron a Four-Leaf Clover?

    Messing with Flies

    Mom Wants Grandchildren

    My Name?

    Six Months to Live

    Thanksgiving Promotion!

    Walk a Mile

    Yuppie Pregnant Women