What's the Hurry?

    A guy is cruising at about 80 mph on the highway when a cop flicks on his siren.  The guy starts to speed up and so the cop starts to chase him.  They get to 90, then 100, and finally 110 mph when all of a sudden the guy stops and pulls over.  The cop went up to the guy’s window and yells “if you can give me one GOOD reason for trying to outrun me, I’ll let you go.”

    The guy looks at him and says, “Listen, my wife ran off with a cop last week and I thought you where trying to give her back!”

    The cop looks at the guy, shakes his head, and says, “All right sir, you have a nice day.”

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