A Moment of Silence...

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.  One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.  He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

    His friend says, “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen.  You truly are a kind man.”

    The man then replies, “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

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