They Met on the Golf Course

   A couple met at Myrtle Beach and fell in love.  They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over.  “It’s only fair to warn you, Linda.” he said.  “I’m a golf nut.  I live...  eat...  sleep...  and breathe golf.”

    “Well, Ted...” Linda said, “since you’re being honest, so will I.  I’m... a hooker.”

    “I see.” he said pensively.  Then, he smiled and said....  “It’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

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