How Do You Define Joy?      

    A college professor is lecturing his class on the possibility of finding joy in unusual activities.  “Even the most natural and common actions can provide an immense amount of pleasure.  For example, a good bowel movement can be as enjoyable as making love.”

    A student starts madly waving his hand and stands up when acknowledged.  “Professor,” he says, “Either you don’t know how to screw, or I don’t know how to sh**!”

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